cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no but i've seen gifs

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oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

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scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: ancientdad)

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines)

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meganleeann137:

how I feel when I make a pun…

meganleeann137:

how I feel when I make a pun…

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trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

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  • me: hey i'm going to a friends house.
  • brother: ha yeah sure, what's their address -- tumblr.com?
  • me: ...
  • brother: get it? web address
  • me: stop

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xkanyeinterruptedmex:

my-chemical-homestuck:

explosives-b:

sozziesocks:

She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.
Fuck tumblr.

this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel guilty for existing is sad.

oh poor white cis peoplegrow the fuck up; this site is one of the only places where minorities can vent and stupid cis people are offendedjust stop

No, here’s the fucking thing. This site isn’t for one group of people. It’s a fucking blogging site. For EVERYONE. You tell people not to be ashamed of what they fucking are, but only if its what you want? That’s pretty fucking disgusting. If you want equality, you don’t preach hate, because hate breeds more hate. That 14 year old isn’t your oppressor. She has done nothing wrong to be forced to hate herself, and to hate what she was born in. Grow the fuck up.

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

my-chemical-homestuck:

explosives-b:

sozziesocks:

She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.

Fuck tumblr.

this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel guilty for existing is sad.

oh poor white cis people

grow the fuck up; this site is one of the only places where minorities can vent and stupid cis people are offended

just stop

No, here’s the fucking thing. This site isn’t for one group of people. It’s a fucking blogging site. For EVERYONE. You tell people not to be ashamed of what they fucking are, but only if its what you want? That’s pretty fucking disgusting. If you want equality, you don’t preach hate, because hate breeds more hate. That 14 year old isn’t your oppressor. She has done nothing wrong to be forced to hate herself, and to hate what she was born in. Grow the fuck up.

(Source: gotchipoints)

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