imbitingmytongue:

adriofthedead:

purplsosa:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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kinda fuckshit is this?

if I were getting paid a below average salary to deal with your shitty asses nine months out of the year I’d fucking complain too

54,527 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

55,654 notes

swarleystinson:

So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:

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So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…

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God dammit John Green.

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Will always reblog this

Will always reblog this

(Source: stellarmacaroni)

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jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

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bryarly:

semicolson:

rocketfists:

skuboglesby:

mistersnurb:

jamestheghostdad:

fizzylimon:

were-having-soft-tacos-later:

“Seen conceptually, they probably are”
Probably shouldn’t have done this one on a study day

“Such tempestuous longing assails me.”
Normally I just check out these things and giggle to myself, but really, like… this is a music textbook. Page 35 should have notes on it, not a poem!

“He crouched on the floor.”
Good to know.

“Downtown, elderly ladies carry their houseplants out to set them on the fire-escapes, as if they were infirm relatives or boy kings.”
this is so fuckin hot

“The fact that a hotel could fail to be profitable astounds me.”
<:(

“I had always been exceptionally tolerant of West’s pursuits, and we frequently discussed his theories, whose ramifications and corollaries were almost infinite.”
C’mon Lovecraft you’re better than that.

“it’s only beginning”
=}

It’s a Spider-Man comic. 
“Well, if I’m going to catch me a speeding whirley-bird, there’s only ONE way to do it.” 

Tom Swift in the jungle of the Mayas 
“Why is staggers the imagination!” Well played Tom Swift…

bryarly:

semicolson:

rocketfists:

skuboglesby:

mistersnurb:

jamestheghostdad:

fizzylimon:

were-having-soft-tacos-later:

“Seen conceptually, they probably are”

Probably shouldn’t have done this one on a study day

“Such tempestuous longing assails me.”

Normally I just check out these things and giggle to myself, but really, like… this is a music textbook. Page 35 should have notes on it, not a poem!

“He crouched on the floor.”

Good to know.

“Downtown, elderly ladies carry their houseplants out to set them on the fire-escapes, as if they were infirm relatives or boy kings.”

this is so fuckin hot

“The fact that a hotel could fail to be profitable astounds me.”

<:(

“I had always been exceptionally tolerant of West’s pursuits, and we frequently discussed his theories, whose ramifications and corollaries were almost infinite.”

C’mon Lovecraft you’re better than that.

“it’s only beginning”

=}

It’s a Spider-Man comic. 

“Well, if I’m going to catch me a speeding whirley-bird, there’s only ONE way to do it.” 

Tom Swift in the jungle of the Mayas 

“Why is staggers the imagination!” Well played Tom Swift…

66,248 notes

danicashmanica:

Nerdfighteria mating/friending call.

danicashmanica:

Nerdfighteria mating/friending call.

54,970 notes

niggeon:

why white ppl gotta be puttin raisins in everything

(Source: gogoatse)

23,111 notes

dumbesttweets:

Yes. Because Rosetta Stone sat on that bus and taught us all languages for freedom and so gay folks couldn’t get married. O_________O
This is so dumb on at least 5 levels. Rosa Parks is somewhere rolling in her grave, wondering when her name became “Rosetta Stone.”

dumbesttweets:

Yes. Because Rosetta Stone sat on that bus and taught us all languages for freedom and so gay folks couldn’t get married. O_________O

This is so dumb on at least 5 levels. Rosa Parks is somewhere rolling in her grave, wondering when her name became “Rosetta Stone.”

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